Top Men would like to apologize. We feel like perhaps, caught in the emotion of these infelicitous changes, we may have over-dramatized the issue.
There is certainly nothing to be anxious about. We are more than confident that this forthcoming change will (like all unpropitious fads) simply fade away after the initial rush of pseudo-excitement.
So we rescind our “stand” pronouncement, and simply move forward, confident and secure in our superior competence. Nothing to worry about – Top Men can take the high road.
There. The welcome mat is out. (Just keep your mitts off of our electron microscope!)